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Wimpy Assholes

If you’re the type of person that uses the N-word online, then you’re the type of person who would say it in real life (an asshole) but is too scared to (a wimp).

Congratulations on being a wimpy asshole!

Mika’s Reaction to Her Latest Boytoy

gimme gimme ;)

A Charlie’s Angels Remake

i want a charlies angels remake with a trans bosley and three queen angels. im imagining a honeypot plot with a hunky cis-presenting russian agent, a scene where the most femme angel whips the shit out of a handsy bear at a bar and constant james bond double entendres, except at some point they stop being double entendres and just become grindr propositions for kinky sex. who wouldnt want to see this?

Iran so far awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Honestly, there’s too much to work with here. Iran in east Greenland is just hilarious! That’s not even the part of Greenland that’s ~inhabited (west of the southern tip, and its not a large area).

Also do people think the Balkans are part of the Middle East? The density there is absurd!

Australia is hilarious because it’s literally a country named after its continent.

Canada? Mexico? England? My god we’re a stupid, stupid nation.

Japan has to be happy: only 1 placement.

do you know the river man, the river man, the river man oh do you know the river man, that lives inside your dreams?

Hilarious that Ukraine is Beating Russia Harder then We Ever Have!

wasn’t Boomers’ biggest achievement beating the Soviet Union? yeah, real nice work there guys. way to finish things when you had the chance

when you give up dat ass, you make the rules

i feel like bottoms get to design elaborate scenarios and tops are like “as long as I get that ass”.

too true to be offensive

Do Jewish girls like me because I’m like, super aryan looking, and in today’s world you can’t be too safe so why not marry a smart, kind non-white supremacist blonde guy?

we old, you old, everybody old now

I was talking to a 23 year old yesterday and he was telling me his first game system was a Nintendo DS and his first Fallout was F4. I was like, dude, my first game system was the Gameboy Color and my first game was Pokemon Red. And the following year I got the N64 with Super Mario 64.

F-k that made me feel old.

The Pentaverate Is Kidnapping Black Men as We Speak, But Its Not a Racist Thing, Ok?

Y’all just kidnapped a black man!

We’ve been kidnaping white men for years, we wanted to give you an opportunity as well.

the ghosts of amazon past

i wish I could take credit for this one.