i got nuthin so here's some jokes n stuff

I dunno. writer's block broh. funny stuff below. market tested

i want a charlies angels remake with a trans bosley and three queen angels

im imagining a honeypot plot with a hunky cis-presenting russian agent

a scene where the most femme angel whips the shit out of a handsy bear at a bar and constant james bond double entendres

except at some point they stop being double entendres

and just become grindr propositions for kinky sex

..

who wouldnt want to see this? \

wasn’t Boomers’ biggest achievement beating the Soviet Union?

yeah, real nice work there guys

way to finish things when you had the chance1 

i feel like bottoms get to design elaborate scenarios and tops are like “as long as I get that ass”2

Do Jewish girls like me3 because I’m like, super aryan looking, and in today’s world you can’t be too safe so why not marry a smart, kind non-white supremacist blonde guy?4

I was talking to a 23 year old yesterday and he was telling me his first game system was a Nintendo DS and his first Fallout was F4. I was like, dude, my first game system was the Gameboy Color and my first game was Pokemon Red. And the following year I got the N64 with Super Mario 64.5 

F-k that made me feel old.

Y’all just kidnapped a black man!

We’ve been kidnaping white men for years, we wanted to give you an opportunity as well.6

i wish I could take credit for this one.7