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The four day weekend
an incredibly spicy excerpt from my romance novella
have you ever re-outlined an 80 page novella?SO MUCH EXHAUSTING AHHHHHHHHanyways I've written 40 new pages, about 20 of them are hereI wanted feedback on the spicyness, so please enjoy a depraved touralso I'm tired and lazy from a long week, so it just says [emoji] a lot, use your imagination on which emoji fitsalso Day 2 will eventually receive a part III
four day weekends!
She’s out on the West Coast till Wednesday morning. Do you want to stay over?
are you sure that’s a good idea?
seems risky?
You don’t shed hair, you’re anal retentive about not losing your stuff and we don’t use condoms so there’s no condom in the trash risk. And I’ll be careful.
mmmmmmm
ok!!
you won me over with your logic [emoji]
..
should I bring any toys? [emoji]
Whichever ones you want to.
I want you to tell me what to bring… [emoji?]
That’s a good girl.
*wiggles happily* [emoji]
can’t wait to see you tonight, sir
I know you can’t. I want you to bring…
[dialogue intentionally omitted]
Day 1, Part I
hi!
Come in babe!
I love your place
I’m salivating over the natural light here!
Thanks! I love this place.
you know what else I’m salivating over?
You’re the thirstiest girl in the world.
OMG shut up
No.
Did you bring the toys, slut?
yes sir
Put them in the bedroom, undress and come back.
all the way, sir? [bottom emoji]
Hmmm. Do you want to keep your gaffe on?
yes sir
Then you may leave it on.
Put your collar on, too. You’re wearing it all weekend.
yes sir [puppy emoji]
…
Good girl. Sit down on the couch, then close your eyes
yes sir
..
..
is that a handcuff babe?
I don’t do handcuffs
Trust me.Ok, now open your eyes.
what… what is this?
It’s the bracelet you were eyeing when we went to that Ethiopian place. We walked past that jewelry store?
I remember…
you bought this for me?
Yeah. I mean, I know you’re not a big gift person. But I walked past again and I dunno, I wanted to buy it for you.
you bought me jewelry?
*tearing up*
you bought this for me?!
Yeah babe, I bought it for you. It looks amazing on you.
no one ever bought me jewelry
no one
*bawling*
you bought me jewelry!!
Hey hey hey!*sits down and provides cuddles*
I did. I bought you jewelry. I’m glad it made you so happy you’re crying lol.
*sniffling*
shut up now my eyeliner is everywhere
Mia, honey, you look beautiful. Seeing you in nothing but a collar, gaffe and jewelry is an amazing sight.
you’re gonna make me cry again doofus
Cry all you want babe.
…
why did you buy me this?
Because I wanted to make you happy. It’s very adorable.
buzz off
..
but why now?
are you breaking up with me?
did something bad happen?
No!!! I just wanted to give it to you.
you just wanted to give it to me?
I just wanted to give it to you.
…
thank you
It’s beautiful
I’m really happy you like it!
can I take your pants off?
Not yet.
why?
Take a deep breath babe. Don’t rush into sex. Enjoy what you’re feeling right now. Be a good girl and enjoy your euphoria.
*cuddles*
*cries on and off for a bit*
…
can I take your pants off now?
There’s no rush.
I want you now sir
Good girl.
GOTCHA with the headfakedon't worry, it gets spicier
Day 1, Part II
that was fast!
Mia!? Why would you point that out?! I was pent up!
calm down babe, I’m just teasing [emoji]
Mean teasing.
awwwwwww poor boy
Did you…?
no
I kinda feel guilty.
it was amazing for me
I still don’t get it.
subspace?
Yeah. You seem blissed out but I don’t understand how?
hmmm [thinking emoji]
just thinking of how to articulate it
you know how feisty I can be in real life, obviously
I would say “bull-headedly combative.”
[tongue out emoji]
it’s nice to submit for once
to completely cede control to someone else
and it’s nice to worship someone
Worship?
to make them the sole focus of my attention
to make them feel special
to make them feel like they’re the sexiest person in the world
So part of it is your people pleasing drive, and the second part is a desire to shed your combative attitude IRL and embrace the opposite role. Anything else?
also pain
pain can be euphoric and intoxicating
the endorphins are such a rush
I have never spanked anyone as hard as you. It’s not even close.
well the more muscular your ass is, the less it hurts
and since I’ve got a crazy good ass, it takes more to hurt it
Still.
you said I was blissed out earlier?
that bliss hits better and lasts longer than any orgasm I’ve ever had
But aren’t you frustrated after?
nope! what makes me happy is being played with
the play is fun, the destination is boring
also I just go into the bathroom when you’re asleep and relieve frustrations…
I’m happy you love our playtime babe!
But I don’t remember giving you permission to sneak off after I’m asleep.
ummmm…
no sir… you didn’t
Bend over.
but they’re so red already!
No excuses slut. Now bend over.
mmmm
yes sir!
Day 1, Part III
Take off the collar.
yes sir
Drop the sirs too. I just want to be with you this time.
awww
I like that
..I love you, Mia.
you love me?!
I love you. You’re my best friend, the hottest woman I’ve ever met and I just… I love you.
awwww
that’s cute
[awkward silence][awkward silence]
I thought you would say it back. It’s ok, you don’t have to.
*giggling*
just messing with you
I love you too cutie pie
You’re the worst!
nuh-uh! I’m the best girl.
You’re the best girl for me.
kiss me?
Day 2, Part I
[singing] good morning, good morning, it’s greattt to stay up late…
hey babe, wake up!
breakfast is ready!
WHAT?! what? *clears eyes*oh ok! Let me put my shorts on.
you’re so jumpy when you wake up
is that trauma related?
What? No. What?!
just asking
Ok… So what did you make for breakfast?
omelets with chorizo, black olives, red, orange and yellow peppers
oh with sharp white cheddar cheese too
OH! and siracha, salt and pepper
Did I have any of those things in the fridge?
no, I woke up like 3 hours ago so I went to the grocery store
don’t worry, I’ll take it all with me when I leave on
You’re ridiculous.
you know I can’t sleep past 6:30
and you seemed very tired last night [emoji]
I mean, you could have bought some bagel sandwiches from the corner?
I wanted to cook you breakfast?
Why?
um... I wanted to?
But why?
… eat your damn breakfast mr. detective
…
…
…
That was fantastic babe.
thank you! I think I added the cheese too early, but I was mostly happy!
So why did you want to make me breakfast?
ughhhh again with the questions
I dunno…
you made me very happy yesterday and I wanted to give you something?
You gave me three somethings yesterday. I think you paid in kind, in full.
I’m kind of domestic for people I love, ok?
don’t read too much into it
and before you ask, I’m not cleaning your bathroom, period end stop
[laughing emoji]
Day 2, Part II
What you working on?
just writing some fun stuff
why?
*ooof*
[silently grabs O-ring on her collar][drags her to the bedroom][tosses her onto bed face down]
[muffled] *unnhh*
[muffled] was I a bad girl, sir?
[silently walks around bed][ties leash to bed post][attaches leash to collar]
sir?
Be quiet.
*moans*
I said be quiet.
..
*very soft muffled moan*
....It’s actually kind of nice when you shut up.
[muffled] f—k you!
*THWACK*
unnhnhhhhhoooouhhhh!!!
I warned you, slut.
……
……
……
PINEAPPLE!!!
Aww babe, I’m sorry. Did I push you too far? Come here!
*cuddles*
no no no, I wanted to push further
it just got so intense!!!
*tearing up*
I’m here babe. You’re such a strong girl.
*light crying*
[quietly to self] I’m a strong girl
And a good girl, too.
[quietly to self] I’m a good girl
You’re the best girl!
[less quietly to self] I’m the best girl!
*crying ends*
Feeling any better?
I am… thanks babe
can we lie here for a bit?
As long as you want.
I'm living out my fantasies on a weekly basis (B comes over on Wednesday afternoons)...are you?seems lazy to mehave you even tried, like really tried?
Marketing
Day 3, Part I
I have a question.
ok?
Is yours bigger?
is mine bigger??
oh…
..
if it’s at full mast?
maybe a little
does that bother you?
Maybe a little?
why?
Makes me feel less masculine?
so your value as a man is tied to your penis size?
Maybe a little? When you say it like that, it sounds ridiculous.
I’m just saying it in a direct way
if it sounds ridiculous, it is ridiculous
has your other girlfriend been with bigger dudes?
does that make you paranoid she’s had better sex with someone else?
maybe a big black dude?
Jesus Mia, what the fork.
I just described the plot to like, a huge amount of porn
Caring about this is like, definitional toxic masculinity isn’t it?
for sure is
penis size envy is textbook
Does it not matter to women?
i can’t speak on behalf of cis women
I definitely think men significantly overestimate the importance
but…
But?
it’s an immutable characteristic
why love or hate yourself for it? you can’t control genetics
just make your partner happy in bed and they’ll be happy
don’t matter which way you do it
So be outcome based?
yeah!
look, I love my hair, my legs, my butt and my eyes
but I don’t think my face is attractive at rest
it bothers me, a lot
that’s one of the reasons I try to be animated
So basically, adapt to what you have.
yeah
Am I good in bed?
Pretty good!
can I give you a few notes though?
Sure?
ok so first, when you’re pulling my hair, pull harder; you know my hair is invincible
ok so second…
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Jesus you’re such a perfectionist.
do you have any notes for me?
Uhhh… hmm… no?
sounds like I’m perfect and you’re playing catch up
Shut up Mia.
:P
Day 3, Part II
Sit down.
yes sir
What should I do to you?
anything sir
anything you want
What if I want to choke you?
then I want you to choke me
What if I want to tease you?
then I want you to tease me
You’ll want whatever I want?
yes sir
whatever you want, I want
I want to take a nap.
then I want to… wait what???
I said I want to take a nap.
then I want to take a nap with you sir
Come over here.*gestures toward that comfy spot between a man’s chest and shoulders*
tease
Are you going to be patient?
yes sir
You’re a good girl.
awww
yes sir!
Day 3, Part III
WAKE UP!!!!!
WHAT?! what? *clears eyes*Is everything ok?
yeah, I just really wanted you to wake up because it’s 7 and I’m hungry
Make yourself something?
you promised to take me to that Turkish place tonight!
I did?
yes, you did
I thought I said I wasn’t sure if I had the energy to go out?
maybe…
but you have the energy to go out!
you just took a nap
I’m still tired.
you’re going to try to rut me for hours again tonight, you can take me out to dinner first
But Miaaaaaaa
ok then no sexy times tonight. too tired for a date, too tired for this booty
But Miaaaa
no excuses mister!
Can I nap for five more minutes?
no
*pokes His cheek*
time to wake up
*pokes Him again*
FINEEEEEEEE*slowly gets out of bed*
you have a cute butt
I do?
you do
You sound like you’ve never noticed before?
mmmm
I’m feeling toppy right now
maybe we could explore that tonight?
Oh. Hmm. Uhhhh…
you can say no!
Let’s talk about it more when we get back?
…….…
But what if I like it too much?
what does that mean? too much?
… what if it makes me gay?
one second
..
I’m trying not to snap at you
..
do you think of me as a girl?
Yes, absolutely.
then how could my penis make you gay?
… I’m sorry. I didn’t think about what I was saying.
anal play and gender preferences are different things
if your other girlfriend used a strap-on on you
would it be meaningfully different?
… No. It wouldn’t.
have you ever looked at a man and thought “god I want him”?
No.
then you probably aren’t into men
and me topping you won’t change that
Sorry Mia.
you’re still a good boy [emoji-davil]
I am, am I? How good? [emoji]
good enough that I’m going to make you my bitch tonight
Oh really? You think you can collar me?
I know I can [emoji]
………
good boy!
[faintly] Woof… woof….
Day 4, Part I
*mmmmm*
God I needed that sleep… My cock feels warm? Am I peeing? OMG am I peeing on Mia?!
Oh! Ohhhh…. mmmmm
*lifts comforter*
Good morning.
[muffled] good morning!
[muffled] I was bored and I wanted to wake you up
*pop*
I figured I’d wake you up a nicer way today
You really can’t sleep in at all?
correct
Well thank you for the wonderful alarm bell babe.
you’re welcome!
but the alarm hasn’t gone off yet…
I mean…. far be it from me to deny you what you want
….
….
*pop*
[muffled] yummy
come on it's hilarious I used *pop* in two completely different and highly sexual ways in a single scene. that's forking inspired imo.look, this is my personal writing. I try to do weird little things for fun. Did you know that while clerking, I wrote an opinion that used a venn diagram? Oh, I got a Westworld quote into a pleading once, that was funny. I'm just having fun with it y'all. Weird, self-set goals are awesome.
Day 4, Part II
when does she get back?
In a few hours. You should probably leave soon or your perfume will linger.
did you ask ChatGPT for tips on how to cheat on your partner?
uh… yeah, I did. Wow. That was a good snipe, ngl.
I wanna talk about something first, ok?
Sure. What’s on your mind babe?
why are you still with her?
you said you love me and I’m the best girl for you
You won’t be exclusive with me, right?
you’re not exclusive with her
Ok, that’s a fair snipe, too. But your partner is neither romantically or sexually interested in men, right? How could a triad even work?
it wouldn’t be a triad
I would be in a dyad with you, and a dyad with her
And we’d all live together?
yeah
Whose bed would you sleep in?
wherever I want
maybe one of the beds is a California King for all three of us!
This sounds so… strange, to be honest.
cheating on your girlfriend may be normal, but it’s still unethical
Jesus, Mia. That was cutting.
just making a point hon
I don’t know what to say.
I want you to be honest about this
it’s not just “how would it work with me”?
there’s clearly something you aren’t telling me
I…
I want children. Genetic children.
I don’t… I mean, egg donors exist babe
I don’t understand
I know we can’t have genetic children together but why does it have to be together?
I would still be their mom, regardless
Don’t you want your own genetic children? You saved sperm.
I don’t know anymore
Do you even want to be a mother?
I don’t know
but I would want to be the mom of your kids
And I don’t want to share you.
you already do!
But I also don’t want to. I don’t share her with anyone.
I mean, as far as you know
she’s wily, could probably hide it well
for all you know, she’s also dating me
Wait, is she?!
no! just making a point
I would never conceal something like that from you
Mia, I love you but this is difficult. And we don’t have the time to talk about it now.
I love you too
..
promise we will talk about this again soon?
I promise, very soon.