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Candy Bars
Subtle and sensual songwriting with Mika.
Cookie Jar
candy bars
VOICE LINE:
its hard to look innocent when i got white chocolate all over my face and shit
BEGIN:
I like girls
They like me
They look so good in their tight leggings
Want you to be the one
And my only
I want to be faithful
But I can't keep my hands off them candy bars
My hands, my hands, my haha, my hands
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my ha—, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my ha—, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands off them candy bars
You see I got this problem
I need help trying to solve it
'Cause girl after girl
And I'm still a candy-holic
You can hide 'em, I'ma find 'em
On the counter, in the closet
And I'll say I ain't do it
With my face covered in white chocolate
My girl be setting booby traps
To catch me savoring Scooby Snacks
I left crumbs in the bed once
But I told her I was through with that
She still don't be believing me
And I guess that I'm cool with that
But I got a sweet tooth
That'll never come loose
And the fact of the matter is
I like boys
They like me
They look so good in their Levi Jeans
Want you to be the fun
And my hors-ey
I want to be faithful
But I can't keep my hands off them candy bars
My hands, my hands, my ha-ha, my hands
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my ha, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my ha, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands off them candy bars
I got a thing for Milano biscotti Italianos1
And I'll never turn down some Oreos if you got them
Butter pecan Puerto Rican
Or them oatmeal raisin Asians
Hazelnut Brazilians, macadamia Caucasians
Double Stuff or Thin Mint
It don't matter, you gettin' it
'Cause I got a sweet tooth
That'll never come loose
And the fact of the matter is
I like everyone
They like me
They look so good in their sexy things
Want you to be the one
And my only
I want to be faithful
But I can't keep my hands off them candy bars
My hands, my hands, my haha, my hands
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my ha—, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my ha—, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands off them candy bars
I'm a monster for these mars bars
I'm a beast for their treats
An animal for their crackers
Head to feet, they so damn sweet
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my huh—uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands off them candy bars
And there you have it
I tried my best
I went to Candy Anonymous
I guess I'm a failure
I can't seem to keep my damn hands off those candy bars, but
It is what it is
ima do ethically non-monogamous relationships from now on
what, we never claimed to be perfect people
weve done unethical shit too
as myles would say, “I’m only human.”
am i weird al yet? is there a lvl up system?